I wanted to do one of these...

I feel like I haven't done an OC meme for ages...


Pick Ten Characters
1. Nikolai Stitches
2. Jessie Jester
3. Konfucius
4. Sordino Estinto
5. Mysst Sylense
6. Viola Waltz
7. Stretto Swing
8. Revenna Dorsk
9. Mr Terror
10. Haru LaMenta


1. [6] is walking down some stairs when he/she slips and sprains his/her ankle. Who comes to [6]'s aid?
Viola: Skipping down the stairs... Skip skip- WAAAAAGH! ...I fell...
Haru: I know the pain you felt when you fell!
Viola: ...
Haru: Sorry, well, Chiuso's not here, so I thought I'd reference a meme for a chainge. *helps her up* Maybe you should just walk normally down the stairs next time?
Viola: normally? you mean... boring-ly?
Haru: No, i mean normally. And safely.
Viola: Boo! No way!
Haru: *sigh* Welp, it's your choice if you wanna fall again...
Viola: ...On second thoughts, I'll walk normally.
Haru: I mean, who skips down the stairs anyway?
Viola: ALRIIIIGHT I GET IT ALREADY!



2. [4] accidentally walks in on [7] while he/she were changing. What is [7]'s reaction? What does [4] do?
Sordino: *opens the door*
Stretto: *trying to put a shirt on and has got stuck* GAH! GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I GET THIS DAMN SHIRT ON? 
Sordino: *miffled giggles*
Stretto: GAAAAAAH! OH MY ****ING... GAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Sordino: Pffff... hahahahaha!
Stretto: WAGH! Sordino?! how long have you been standing there???
Sordino: ...
Stretto: Can you at least help me get my shirt on?



3. [7] suddenly catches a cold. Who offers to take care of them?
Stretto: *asleep and having fever dreams*
Revenna: I'll take care of hi-
Mr Terror: *wearing a surgical mask* NO! You'll make him even MORE ill! I'll do it!
Revenna: Fine. I totally don't mind - more free time for me!
Stretto: No... I'm not a darling.,.. you're the... Dalek... zzzzzz....


4  [1] if you were dared to kiss someone who would you kiss. 
Nikolai: Ahahaha, do they have to be in this meme? Because if not I'd pick The Illustrator!
Me: Maybe you should stick with the meme cast...
Nikolai: Fine. Then I pick Jessie!
Jessie: Whooo!!!


5. [10] finds out that he/she have only has a few weeks to live. What does [10] do?
Haru: I'd spend literally the entire time with Konnie.


6. [2] finds out that [9] ate his/her favourite food/snack. How does [2] react?
Jessie: Heeeeeey! Mr Terror ate my last toffee apple!
Mr Terror: And I really wish I didn't. These things are so sticky, it's not very hygeinic... *shudder*
Jessie: Well, I don't really mind, to be honest, I have more. ...Want some coffee with that toffee?
Mr Terror: I think I need a doctor...
Jessie: Maybe you should call Apple instead! Wahahaha!
Mr Terror: It probably had loads of gorss hairs stuck to it... bleh...
Jessie: Hey! Calm down dude, it's just a toffee apple!



7. (Questions 7-11) [3] is having a baby/babies. Who is the baby/babies father?
Konfucius: I'm the father, aren't I?
Synth: Apparently not. You're pregnant.
Konfucius: HOW?!
Synth: I don't know, but I could run some tests? Be aware that they could harm the baby...
Konfucius: Am I dead and reborn into one of Allegro's horrible fanfics?
Rav: If that means I'm the father, then that is not right.
Synth: According to a DNA test, Phyllis Miller is the father.
Phyllis: Funny, I always thought I'd be a mother...
Konfucius: What the hell is happening right now?!
Jessie: You must me so KONFUSED! Get it?
Konficius: *sigh* Never heard THAT one before...


8. [3] finds out the gender/genders of his/her baby/babies. What gender are/is the baby/babies?
Konfucius: I had an ultra sound, and it turns out that their gender is-
CHERA: *appears on his phone* GENDER IS FLUID! YOU DON'T DETERMINE THE BABY'S GENDER! THE BABY DOES WHEN THEY'RE READY! YOU MUST ADDRESS THEM AS "BABYSELF" UNTIL THE BABY KNOWS WHAT GENDER IT IS! 
Konfucius: *turns the phone off* The baby's a girl.
Phyllis: ...."babyself"?! Seriously? This makes me miss the 50s...


9. [3] is craving something. Is it something he/she like or dislike? What is [3] craving?
Phyllis: Why haven't you returned any of my calls?
Konfucius: I ate my phone.
Phyllis: I thought you didn't eat technology you actually needed?
Konfucius: Yeah well... I was craving phones. I still am...
Phyllis: Well I like my mobile telephone, so stay away from mine! I found an app that turns the keypad into a rotary dial!
Konfucius: That is SO COOL! I want one too! ....Wait I don't have a phone...


10. [3] is in his/her room crying his/her heart out. [8] comes to check on [3] and asks why he/she is crying. What is the reason?
Revenna: Hey, techno-dork, why the hell are you crying?
Konfucius: *cries even more* Th-that was MEAN!!!
Revenna: Whoa, hey, calm down, alright! Let me rephrase that - hey, whatever is the matter?
Konfucius: don't patronise me, I'm pregnant, not a braindead kitten.
Revenna: HEY! Don't say "braindead!" It's very offensive to zombies! *ahem* Sorry, I've been hanging out with CHERA recently... her personality's rubbed off on me... 
Konfucius: I just watched a childbirth video... and it terrified me. I'm a MAN! I don't have the right equipment for that! And it looks like it hurts like hell! How did this even happen?!
Revenna: Pffff... maybe a gender-swap question happened and we didn't even notice? They're like... the most common meme question ever.


11. [3]'s water just broke and he/she is going to have the baby/babies. Who is there to take him/her to the hospital? How did the delivery go?
Konfucius: i have no idea how it happened but I have a baby now.
Phyllis: Isn't she just a darling?
Konfucius: Can we just end this kind of question now?

Me: That was the weirdest thing I've ever put my OCs through... and it made me uncomfortable.


12. [1] accepts a job as a babysitter. Does he/she enjoy the job? Explain?
Nikolai: Ahahaha! Hey, K! If you want, I can babysit for ya!
Konfucius: HELL NO! I am not letting you near my kid!
Nikolai: but... kids like dolls...
Konfucius: Yes, they like small, inanimate dolls. Not... you! ...No offence.
Nikolai: Wellllll.... fine. But I gotta say, she's really missing out on my epic tea parties! Ahahahahaha!!!!


13. [8] makes a dinner for [5]. Is the food good or bad?
Revenna: Hey Mysst! I've taken up cooking lessons! Wanna try this stew I made?
Mysst: It's a good thing I don't hjave to eat, because I am NOT eating that.
Revenna: Why, what's wrong with it?
Mysst: Not to sound like Mr Terror or anything, but... it isn't really hygienic to eat something that's been made by a literal rotting dead person. Sorry...
Revenna: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT????
Mysst: Perhaps you should ask someone who is better suited to this... like Nikolai or Lavender?


14. [3] finds a Pegasus in his/her backyard. What does [3] do?
((Hey wait i'm getting deja vu right now... Have I done this meme before?))
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Konfucius: Why is there a pegasus in my backyard? ....Wait, since when do I have a backyard???
Death: Since you slept over at my place with a battery acid hangover. Remember?
Konfucius: Uhhh... Oh yeah...
Death: Wait - why is there a pegasus in my- I can't believe she did this again! LEEEAAAAA! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BRINGING HOME MAGICAL WILDLIFE???
Konfucius: Ow! Headache!


15. [9] do you have the guts to kill someone? Explain?
Mr Terror: I will kill any and all germs! And anyone who is too infected to cure! Like Revenna!
Revenna: EXCUSE ME?! I'm undead. not diseased!
Mr Terror: Same difference!


16. [6] has a secret that he/she is keeping to himself/herself. Does anyone try to get [6] to spill the secret?
Viola: Hey I went to see the new IT movie the other day! I went with Ostinato, but he was too scared to watch! lmaoooo! 
Jessie: I approve! I went to see that with Kana too! Cuz it has clowns in it! Wahahaha!
Haru: Wait - you went to see a horror movie?
Viola: Yup.
Haru: A... kinda gorey horror movie?
Viola: Uh-huh!
Haru: And you brought your easily-scared brother with you, knowing full well how he'd react?
Viola: Yeah!
Haru: Okay and you don't see anything wrong with that?
Viola: Nope!
Haru: Okay... what did you think of the film?
Viola: It was fun! 
Haru: And?
Viola: ...The killer clown was kinda cute?
Jessie: WAHAHAHA! I GOTTA TELL KANA YOU SAID THAT!!!!
Haru: Viola, sometimes you amaze me... you come across as a sweet innocent cinnamon roll, and yet... you have this... weird side. not even a dark side, just a... strange one. What are you even really like?
Viola: Thassa secret!
Haru: What do you do in your free time? i mean, besides watching cat videos and eating cookies?
Viola: Secret!
Haru: Will you ever tell anyone these secrets?
Viola: Nikolai and Chiuso and Miwa and Neru. They all know. They can't tell you though. If you really wanna know, you'll have to spend some time with us and become part of the friend group!
Haru: Well we used to be closer friends, and I miss that... plus I realllly want to know what you're keeping secret so YEAH! SIGN ME UP!!!



17. The cops are at [6]'s door. What do they want? Did [6] do something wrong?
Viola: What? The police are at my door? Why?
Haru: *thinks* Maybe this'll reveal a secret about her!
Policeman: Have you seen the neighbour's lost cat?
Viola: The neighbours had a cat and I never knew??? Noooooo I could've been spending time with a cat... waaaaahhhh....
Haru: *thinks* Nevermind.


18. [5] if you could be anyone in this meme who would it be? Explain? 
Mysst: My girlfriend Sordino, of course, because I love her deadication to silence.