Camping meme

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Was reading some old polls I did from 2009, 2010 and 2011... wow I was so immature...


Blank: Camping Meme


RULEZ
1. PICK TEN CHARACTERS 
2. DON'T LOOK AHEAD
3. ANSWER QUESTIONS


CHARATCERZ
1. Mysst Sylense
2. Moonstone (my gemsona who I still need to draaaaw... XD)
3. Death Rula
4. Chiuso Note
5. Ostinato Note
6. Obsidian (my other gem fancharacter...)
7. Rav Note
8. Jessie Jester
9. Meika Rula
10. Kana

Wait... did you just say "charatcerz"??? XD loool


1. All of them are camping, where are they camping?
Rav: I'd hope it was in a forest or a field. Preferably a campsite. Because that's what's right.
Death: Well, you're in luck!
Rav: THIS IS RIGHT!!!


2. 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 are in one tent. How do they feel about this?
Me: I am now glad I separated the boys and girls the way I did now!
--
Meika: So I guess we're assigned to our tents by gender...
Death: How is HE here? *points to Mysst*
Rav: Yeah, Mysst can never leave his library! How come he's here?
Mysst: I can't believe I still have to explain it to you... I projected my spirit.
Rav: Cuz apparently that's a thing.
Ostinato: I'm glad I'm not in a tent on my own but... I HATE CAMPING! Why am I even here?
Meika: Uh... don't worry, Osti... I'm not a fan of camping either... I get claustrophobic in tents...
Ostinato: Claustrophobia isn't my problem! It's the phobia of everything else that's my problem!!!
Death: Relax, Ostinato. I'm here. No spooky monster is going to get near us while I'm here. Well, unless...
Ostinato: Unless???
Death: Nothing. don't worry about it!
Ostinato: THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT???


3. 2, 4, 6, 8,and 10 are in another tent, how do they react?
Kana: Whoo! Girls only! It's a girls night!
Chiuso: WHOOOOOO!!!!! What should we do? Should we listen to creepypastas all night?
Obsidian: Creepy-WHAT? :confused:
Kana: Dude, I don't think there's any wifi in the middle of nowhwere...
Chiuso: WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????
Jessie: *bursts out laughing*
Moonstone: Well we're camping... we should just tell campfire stories. You know, traditional creepypastas!
Chiuso: ....Hey... yeah.... that's a thing! MOONSTONE, YOU SAVED THE DAAAAY!!!! You will always be a diamond in my eyes!
Moonstone: Eheh... thanks... ^^;
Obsidian: Moon, what's a creepy... pasta? How can pasta be creepy? I thought it was a food?
Jessie: Yeah pasta can be creepy... when you open your kitchen cupboard and find.... MOULDY PASTA FROM THREE YEARS AGO!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! :evillaugh:
Kana: *giggles* See, Jess... THIS is when you're funny! 
Chiuso: Yep, yep... less punny, more funny, okay Jessie?
Jessie: ....What?


4. Each group sets up their own tent, who knows what they are doing? Which group sets up faster?
Mysst: I'd like to help, but I'm kind of ghostly...
Meika: I don't like tents... I REFUSE to help put up the tent... I REFUSE!
Death: Meika, if you don't help out with the tent, you're sleeping outside.
Ostinato: Yeah, that's why I'm helping out too. Even though I have no idea what I'm doing.
Meika: Wait... lemme think about it...
Death, Ostinato and Rav: SERIOUSLY???

-MEANWHILE-

Chiuso: I could tell this story.... or no that story... oh no no I HAVE to tell that story!
Obsidian: Ah... that's great, Chiuso, but... would you mind, maybe... I dunno... helping?
Moonstone: Wait, Sidi... you can use telekinesis... why don't you just put the tent up that way?
Obsidian: Hey.... yeah!
Kana: Whooo!!! The tent is up!!! Nice work, Obsidian!
Jessie: Great for a first.... A-TENT!!!!! Aha!!!
Rav: WHAT? The girls have got their tent up already? THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
Jessie: Maybe you needed to pay more... A-TENT-SHON!!!
Rav: That joke was not right... 


5. CAMPFIRE!!!!! Who's the pyro?
Obsidian: From now on you shall call me... Sidi - Lord of the Flame!
Rav: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your hair's on fire.


6. 3 and 4 make s'mores, are they succsessfull?
Chiuso: SMORES!!! LOVE EM LOVE EM LOVE EM!!!
Death: I.... take it you love them?
Chiuso: I LOVE THEM!!!!
Death: Ok! Ok! :fear: Can you please, now.... make them???
Chiuso: I wonder if Nyancat would ever consider having a body made of smores instead of poptarts?
Kana: *calls over* NYANCAT IS SO OLD AND MAINSTREAM!
Chiuso: IT'S POPULAR AND IS A CLASSIC, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Death: .......I'm scared. 
Ostinato: Welcome to my world...


7. 1 wants to make a s'more but catches 10's hair on fire. Explain the situation.
Mysst: I want to join in!
Death: I don't think that's a good idea...
Mysst: no, no, it looks fun!
Meika: But you're just.... like... in spirit form! And... you don't even EAT! I SWEAR!
Mysst: But it looks fun... and I'm excellent at handlling flames. I work with will-o-wisps all the ti-
Kana: HOLY CRAP IN A TEAPOT MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!!
Mysst: Oh... oops...
Rav: You were saying?
Mysst: I CAN'T PUT THIS FIRE OUT!
Rav: so much for being "excellent at handelling flames".
Jessie: I guess mysst is...FIRED from that job!
Rav: Maybe Lord of the Flame can help, seeing as HER hair caught fire too.
Obsidian: MY hair is just an illusion. Kana's is not! And PLEASE stop calling me Lord of the Flame. I was just quoting some random film that Moon likes...
Ostinato: *runs in with a bucket of water* GANGWAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws water over Kana* Seeing as no one else thought to do anything about this...
Kana: ....
Jessie: Kana... are... are you okay...?
Kana: ....HELL YEAH! Look at my cool new hairstyle! It's so... unique and individual! I can sooo pull off this look!
Jessie: What a hair-raising thing this was!!!!


8. 2 and 9 try to climb a tree, who falls out?
Meika: OH CRAP I'M FALLING!!!!
Moonstone: *jumps down and catches him* I thought you said you could climb these things?
Meika: I assumed I could...


9. 5 needs to go to the bathroom. Where do they go?
Ostinato: I need the bathroom...
Death: Oh yeah, I dug a hole for that over by those trees. I'm glad I bought one of my wife's survival kits with me...
Ostinato: I'm not going outside! It's embarassing!
Death: Then hold it.
Ostinato: No... I've got a better idea... 

-AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER-

Ostinato: I'm back!
Chiuso: Oh hey look who's back! Where have you been... you've been over an hour... 
Ostinato: Walked for miles to the latest town. Found a gas station. Bought a chocolate bar so I could use the bathroom... 
Rav: Wait - you walked for miles just to use the bathroom?
Ostinato: Yep... it's was worth it.
Rav: This is not right...


10. 6 and 7 knock the tent of one of the teams over. What were tthey doing?
Rav: So, can you show me some of your sword fighting skills?
Obsidian: Yep, I'll give you a demonstration... 
Rav: Can you show me how to do it? *grabs a stick*
*after a while, they knock the boys' tent over*
Rav: DAMMIT, HOW UN-RIGHT WAS THAT???
Jessie: It's a tents situation...
Rav: Stop that.
Jessie: Maybe I should try a little... CAMP humour? Hahaha!
Rav: STOP THAT, I SAID! LOOK! WE HAVE NO TENT TO SLEEP IN!
Obsidian: And who's fault is that?
Rav: YOURS!
Obsidian: No, it's yours for being a RUBBISH sword fighter! Well, I was going to put your tent back up for you, but since you're trying to pin all the blame on ME, I'm not gonna do it. Meika, you get your wish. You don't have to sleep in a tent.
Meika: Oh... my... GOD.... DID I JUST TEMPT FATE? OH NO WHAT HAVE I DOOOOONE???
Jessie: You didn't TEMPT fate, you.... TENT fate!
Rav: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JESSIE!


11. The tentless team has to sleep under the stars. What happens?
Meika: This is all my fault.... I tempted fate... waaaaah.... :cries:
Everyone else: SHUT UP MEIKA, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!


12. A bear comes out of the woods. Who defends the team?
Ostinato: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Mysst: I'll defend you! ....No... wait.... astral body. Sorry. Can't do anything.
Death: I'LL defend you then! 
Rav: And I'll use my new sword skills learned from-
Obsidian's voice: NO YOU WON'T! 


13. Who is in the bear suit?
Bear: I'll kill you with my bear hands!!!
Rav: Wait, since when do bears make bad puns?
Meika: Since when do bears look like a person in a suit???
Mysst: *sigh* Jessie, we know it's you.
Jessie: *takes off the bear mask* What gave me away???
Mysst: Well... it was obvious.... 


14. It starts to rain, who is worried about their hair?
Meika: OH NO MY HAIR!
Rav: Seriousky? MEIKA'S the one to worry about his hair? Not one of the girls?
Kana: HEY! THAT'S SEXIST!
Rav: I was a girl once...
Kana: It's still sexist.


15. the camping trip is over. What are peoples thoughtd?:
(me: Haha... "thoughtd")
1: Mysst: It was... hmmm... interesting.... I think I'll stay in my library next time though... Sorry about your hair, Kana... ^^;
2: Moonstone: I was hoping for a bit of disco... maybe a fusion dance with Sidi, but it was fun!
3: Death: Next time Lea can go in my place. This is her thing, not mine...
4: Chiuso: B-but we didn't tell any campfire stories... :( 
5: Ostinato: I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN JESSIE WORE THAT STUPID BEAR SUIT!!! 
6: Obsidian: I'll go camping again, but note to self - NEVER teach Rav to swordfight... Maybe I should've sang Do It For Him? Hahaha!
7: Rav: I agree with Chiuso. A camping trip with no campfire stories is not right.
8: Jessie: I LOVED IT!!!! :la:
9: Meika: Hmmm... I shouldn't have tempted faaaaate... DX
10: Kana: My hair catchign fire was scary as hell! But it resulted in a cool new look for me~ So pulling off the singed-hair look!




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