1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
I could juast name 6 random GHOST songs and that would be an accurate answer.
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Freaking Noel Fielding I swear to god
I feel like we'd get along well, we have like the same sense of humour
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Portsmouth
That's it.
4: What do you think about most?
idk
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
It's the text message the UK government sent to everyone tellin us all to stay indoors because coronavirus.
Fun times.
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I wear pajamas
Anyone who sleeps naked is dead to me.
7: What's your strangest talent?
Making weird noises and mimicking things
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
Girls exist, boys exist
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Almost? The short-story anthology book Some People by June Bastable has a story in it called Deathday where some old guy called Herbert dies in a hospital and is reborn as me.
The author of this book is my grandmother.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Pfff... like within the last few days!
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
idk if it's strange but I have emetophobia
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
NoooO????
13: What's your religion?
My religion is fish.
(I'm an atheist)
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Well that ain't happenin in the time of corona!
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind.
I mean... i'm not THAT into photography, but I like taking photos of my cat. And I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE having my own picture taken soooo
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Uhhh... Mili or Gorillaz probably
Unless you wanna count solo artists. Then we have a problem...
17: What was the last lie you told?
idk
18: Do you believe in karma?
Yeah
19: What does your URL mean?
It means exactly what it says on the tin.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Existing
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
Hmmmm... idk
I have a squish on Noel Fielding but that's it
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Nooooo
It combines three things I hate: nudity (particularly me being naked), being in water and probably cold too.
23: How do you vent your anger?
Scream, growl and draw edgy things
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
Sketchbooks
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
No
26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
Uh... oh look a bird
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
I like the sound of cats purring
I hate bodily noises of any kind. And loud noises.
28: What's your biggest "what if"?
NOPE WE'R ENOT GOING THERE
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Yeah
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first?
The computer screen
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
My nose is blocked, I can't smell anything
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
mmmmmm I had a friend when I was 10 and I visited her flat once and... yeah
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
Up Coast. That's probably in space.
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
what's the opposite gender to agender? Hmmm... Idk if I know any genderfluid or intersex singers
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
We ain't going there
36: Define Art.
anything you create
37: Do you believe in luck?
idk
38: What's the weather like right now?
THE WEATHER IS NICE AND WE'RE ALL FREAKING QUARANTINED THIS IS NOT FAIR
39: What time is it?
17 minutes past 5 in the PM
40: Do you drive?
Nope
41: What was the last book you read?
book
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Nooooooo
43: Do you have any nicknames?
Ali, Alan, Gloomy
44: What was the last film you saw?
At the cinema? It Chapter 2 (I don't go to the cinema much)
At home? Flatliners. The original. Still need to see the remake.
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
I haven't had any bad injuries so that's good
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No
I've had a few land on me though
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
Animal Crossing New Horizons!!!!
Also Streets of Rage
48: What's your sexual orientation?
Asexual
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
Yyyyyeahhhh
50: Do you believe in magic?
idk
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Nope
52: What is your astrological sign?
Gem In Eye
53: Do you save money or spend it?
Yes
54: What's the last thing you purchased?
I just extended my core membership even though I'd already decided not to... then changed my mind at the last minute... ughhhhhhhhhhhh
55: Love or lust?
Love
56: In a relationship?
Nah
57: How many relationships have you had?
None
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No
59: Where were you yesterday?
At home... because quarantine.. because corona
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
There's like... this pad of paper that has a floral border and some of the flowers are pink.
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
Yah
I hate not wearing socks
62: What's your favourite animal?
Cat
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
?????
64: Where is your best friend?
...........
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
I ain't got one
66: What is your heritage?
???
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
Drawing while listening to Red from OSP read My Immortal
68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
Satan Fluffybunny McFizzington Pink III
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Nooooooo lmao
The thought of me doing that is honestly so alien to me lmaoooo
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Um... probably not but that might be the anxiety talking
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
SAVER THE FREAKING DOG OMG
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
I would cry and then like... idk... cry for a month then die... IDK!!!
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
Trust
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
There's a lot but recently Martha My Dear by the Beatles has been doing that for me
It's even better when you know that the song is about a dog
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
6669
Not really
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Good communication, mutual respect the ability to see eachother at their worst and still love eachother
77: How can I win your heart?
idk
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
uhhh... probably but it's probably not fun
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
To get help for my anxiety
80: What size shoes do you wear?
Tiny
I'm like a size 5? I'm 24 and I can buy my shoes from the kids section!
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"See you in the zombie apocalypse"
82: What is your favourite word?
Fish
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
A love heart.
Also the internal organ.
I thought of both.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
"What the fish?!"
"Where am I?"
"What am I doing?"
85: What's the last song you listened to?
I think it was Candle Queen?
86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?
Blue
87: What is your current desktop picture?
This:
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
No one
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
"How are you?"
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Why are there so many clones of my mum in here? (sorry I had to)
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Shapeshifting
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The Latin lesson where I fell asleep so I wouldn't fall asleep and therefore wouldn't make a habit of it and therefore wouldn't haven falled so far behind in Latin and ERGO - ER-FREAKING-GO - I could take Latin for GCSE instead of drama and I can carpe that freaking diem.
Ugh the time of corona is making me stir crazy and hyper af ughhhhhhh
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
...Can I say puberty?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Nobody because I'M ACE AF THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
I'm sating at home BECAUSE CORONA
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
Not that I know of
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
NOPE NOPENOPE
98: Ever been on a plane?
Nope the thought terrifies me
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Nonbinary is valid, they-them pronouns are valid